Pending Party of Four

For the past few months, the weekly emails I receive from baby/parenting sites have all featured toilet training or toilet training products or links to articles that answer the “is my toddler ready?” question.

I have been ignoring them.

I mean, she’s 19 months old! I’m barely comfortable referring to her as a toddler, despite the fact that she’s a walking, talking, opinionated mini-person. There is no way she’s ready for toilet training. No Way.

Earlier this week, in defiance of another set of related links, I followed through to prove to the site full of experts that they were wrong.

And of course, they’re not. I mean, she’s not ready quite yet, but she’s well on her way, and much closer to being ready than I am ready to deal with.

For starters, she’s been taking off her clothes for months now. She’s also been echoing me when I change her diaper and talk about all the poop. She is very proud of eliciting cartoonish reactions from me when the diaper has a mighty load in it. Yesterday at daycare she pulled some poop out of her diaper and presented it to one of her caregivers. She may have just been mimicking another child who did it earlier in the day, but if that’s not awareness, I know not what is.

We struggle occasionally with diapers designed for babies up to 10 pounds heavier than charlotte not being able to hold a full load of pee, and today it was worse than it’s ever been. I’m vigilant about diaper-changing, so I just assumed this was because she was drinking too much in one sitting. It turns out that having a bladder developed enough to hold onto urine for a while so that it all comes out at once instead of just leaking all day long is a sign.

She’s either mastered or is well on her way to mastering almost everything on that checklist. It’s basically down to “Can sit down quietly in one position for two to five minutes” and of course “Mother is prepared to let her daughter grow up a bit more.”

It’s anybody’s guess which one will come first :)

“What is that, Charlotte?”

“day-dee”

“Bay-Bee”

“bah-bah-bah. bah-day-dee. bah-bah-bah. bah-day-dee. bah-bah-bah. bah-day-dee. bah-bah-bah. bah-day-dee.”

we are raising a rather polite child. we introduced “please” as a concept a few months ago and although she’s interpreted it largely as “if you do this, they’ll have to give you what you want”, it’s a part of most exchanges with her. recently, she’s started saying her own version of “thank you” as well. sometimes even without prompting.

this weekend, something a bit odd happened. we were a memorial day/graduation party and sampling cake. like most deserts, we used the cake and ice cream as a teaching opportunity for the more, please, and thank you concepts. at this point, they’re largely reinforcers. she’d sign “more” as soon as you ask “would you like more?” of anything …except the cake. when we’d asked if she’d like more cake, she lifted one arm in the air and waved it about. At first, we thought she was distracted by something, but she didn’t have any issues asking for more ice cream, just cake.

eventually, we realized what we’d done. one of our family favorite songs is seven by they might be giants. it’s a fun song that repeats the refrain “we want cake! where’s our cake?” several times. in the car, we’ve been encouraging charlotte’s participation by raising our fists in the air and pumping them with great fury.

context is key.

lots of things have been happening in Charlotte’s world in the last few weeks, and I’ll hopefully get around to posting about them soon.

for now, though, you can read about how she locked herself in our bedroom.

through a series of fortunate and unfortunate events (short version: i applied for a fun-sounding part time job and didn’t get it), charlotte was recently enrolled at the downtown children’s center, just a few blocks from our loft. we were planning on putting her in 3 days a week, but without the wee bit of income that the job would have provided, we’ve scaled back to 2 days.

and she loves it to pieces.

one of the main problems we were having at home was that she was getting super-bored. the only places left unexplored at home are the places she knows she’s not allowed to explore (drawers with knives, rooms with “locked” doors, electrical outlet covers, etc etc), which was leading to seriously frustrating days. even when i tried my best to fill our days with activities and “new” things, it wouldn’t last very long. i am not, as many people gently reminded me during the day care setup, an early education specialist, and i do not wish to be. we had discussed doing something for her when she was “old enough” to get her more socialization and other things that hanging out with mom all day prevents her from getting.

other than the usual transition issues (what’s a cot? why am i eating at a table? oh, look, i’ve got a cold!), she’s loved every second. she’s done a couple of art projects, made complete messes with oatmeal and finally got to play outside when the weather cleared. she comes home every day with a new set of favorite sounds, if not actual new words. the staff is great about talking about her day with us when we go to pick her up, and everyone there is very clearly excited about what they do and love the kids.

it makes me feel way less guilty dropping her off when i’m not “working” (but finally cleaning the house for reals, writing, etc) when she has such a great time and is learning so much.

(mini-postscript: i recently found a bunch of really-real comments lurking in the moderation queue. sorry for the delay in visibility.)

we’re doing a bit of cleanup here at baby.louderplease.com. the old theme’s been annoying me for quite a while and i decided to revert to something simple while working on the redesign (nothing fancy, just finding and tweaking someone else’s theme, likely).

if the site hiccoughs on you in the next few weeks, that’s likely because i’m in the process of polishing.

thanks much!

we officially have a walker on our hands. she’d been getting closer and closer for the past few weeks and her biggest (only?) hurdle to unsupported walking was being completely uninterested in moving forward without someone holding both of her hands. occasionally, i could get her to walk forward while just holding onto one hand, but that was only to get to my other outstretched hand and she would cry and fuss the entire way. i tried cheering over her complaints to show her it was a good thing, but she would have None Of It. it was clear by the lack of weight pressing into my hand(s) that she didn’t need them to propel herself forward and regain her balance on the next step. like learning to stand, it worked best when there was a perfect storm of distraction and interest. if she got too excited, she would be frustrated by her slow progress and drop to her knees to crawl over.

this weekend we travelled to Bryan, TX to visit some friends, and i had hoped that the extra distractions and excitement would do the trick. i didn’t have to wait long.

when gina and i returned from the grocery store yesterday, ryan declared that she had taken several steps (4 or 5) in pursuit of their cat (kitty mae). she only dropped to her knees when she reached the cat (the awesome, completely docile cat that lets her do almost anything and when she has had enough, she simply gets up and walks out of reach). this morning, she did it twice again, and easily tolerated the one-hand lead around the room. the only time she protested was when she was too tired or excited to deal with the pace.

speaking of steps, her favorite activity at our friends’ house seems to be scaling their staircase. she’s seen stairs before at her grandmother’s house, but climbing them was something she did slowly and cautiously. not so anymore. she races to the top of the steps any chance she gets and will only tolerate being removed so that she can scale them again. ryan has started working on going down the stairs safely. she crawls for a while, but when she reaches the section of the stairs with a bannister, she stands up and lowers herself while clutching the poles.

we’ll be in texas for another 4 days. who knows what other skills she’ll pick up!

as predicted by many charlotte-fans, she’s gone from zero words to a new “word” almost every day this past week.

she very clearly says “hi.” she says it with a wave when greeting (or noticing) someone. it occasionally sounds like “hi there.” which may be her attempt at “hi ” only she hasn’t grasped that quite yet. this has probably been going on for about a week.

she also points at dogs/puppies when she sees them and says “doggie” (“dgah-ghee”). she does this fairly consistently, and doesn’t really use that sound combination at other times with purpose, although it does come out quite often when she babbles.

along with “hi”, she’ll also wave and say “bye-bye” (which, since she doesn’t get the b-sound, comes out “duh-die”). this one is quite the crowd-pleaser since she does it every time we get out of the elevator, or when she’s being carried away from *anyone* at the store, mall, street, etc.

still no clear mama or dada (i think everyone’s “name” might be dada to her). i think the next words might be shoe, sock, or zipper, since those seem to be the most reinforced words.

as far as comprehension, she very clearly understands “give that to me,” “can i have that, please?”, “not in your mouth”, “arms up” (for taking off clothes, getting in the high chair), and is working on “what is that?”. she can sign “milk” (which really just means “cup to drink out of”), if you point and ask. she’ll fairly regularly say “doggie”, but most of the rest of the time she just sort of stares at you with an “i don’t know” look on her face. i guess that means she understands the question, though.

along those same lines, she loves dancing to music, especially while watching herself in the mirror, and will even move along with “head, shoulders, knees and toes” and “hot potato.” we caught her doing the “mashed bananas” part in the car today and it was a-DOR-able.

• her hair is still very blond (but occasionally looks a bit reddish), and not too long
• her eyes are still crazy-blue (the most common outburst from a stranger is related to her eyes), but they’re a bit grayer (like mine) than they were a few months ago.
• she (still) only has 6 teeth. (4 on top and 2 on the bottom)
• at her one-year checkup she was 26.5 inches long and weighed 23 pounds. that’s a bit over 50th percentile for both
• she “can” eat anything except peanuts, tomatoes (too allergic while i was breastfeeding), and chocolate (i just don’t trust she won’t be allergic like i was so i’m waiting for the right “moment” to introduce it)
• she likes meat and starches, not so much with most veggies (especially cauliflower).
• her favorite shows are imagination movers, handy manny, little einsteins, sesame street (especially “elmo’s world”), and the mickey mouse club. the wiggles are falling out of favor, as has jojo’s circus.
• her favorite toys are anything electronic with a button she can push that lights up and/or makes noise.
• she loves this small stuffed penguin we bought at the zoo. it’s one of the few plush toys she hugs and kisses (by smashing it against her face while smiling and laughing ;)
• her favorite books are ones with a few pictures she can point to and “name”.
• she does not tolerate sitting for a story and prefers to read at her own pace (open book, flip book upside down, close book).

pictures?

• her first birthday
• her one-year photo shoot check out those eyes!
• halloween, obama rally, and a few other things

oh, lots of adorable things!

• respond to “how big is charlotte” by raising her hands above her head
• respond to “how old are you?” by gesturing with “one”
• respond to “is that a hat?” by putting it on her head
• respond to “high five” and “low five” by putting out her hand and sometimes smacking yours
• put something “in” a container when prompted (doesn’t always let go and often takes it right back out)
• dance (to music unasked or just when asked. moves her head, arms, and bounces)
• clap when she hears applause (on tv, in crowds)
• push any button or anything that looks like a button
• respond to “blow kiss” by putting her hand in her mouth (we’re working on the second part)
• gesture along with “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” relatively well (even the “eyes, ears, mouth and nose” part)
• point to a few body parts (emerging skill except for “ears”, she’s got that down). sometimes she’ll point to yours instead (especially nose)

and some useful things, too!

• understand what “no”, “not in your mouth”, and “gentle” (for petting animals and not pulling hair) mean (but doesn’t always comply)
• help you dress her by putting her arms through sleeves or stiffening her legs.
• trys to put on her socks (although she doesn’t open them, just puts them on her feet)
• eat finger-foods relatively neatly, even out of a bowl instead of just sprinkled on a plate.
• nibble larger food (soft pretzel sticks, cookies) into smaller pieces (although this is usually after trying to cram it all in her mouth at once and choking a bit)
• “eat” with a spoon. (she’s got the in the bowl/in the mouth step down, but is missing “scoop”)
• “help” you get her out of car seats, strollers (sometimes this is not a good thing
• turn around and lower herself off couches, beds, and other cliffs (but doesn’t always judge the distance down ;)
• ride on your shoulders and keep her balance (so long as you hold her legs)

and some not-useful stuff ;)

• unvelcro her shoes (this is not helpful when she’s in the car)
• cry when someone leaves the room and doesn’t take her too (she stops about 10 seconds later if she’s distracted
• express her distaste in her food by dropping/throwing it off the side of her chair
• pout when she doesn’t get her way by slapping/hitting whatever’s near by or beating the table

i’m sure there’s a bunch more, so if you’re the baby equivalent of “what? she can’t tie her shoe yet and she’s already 8 years old?” she probably can. i just forgot to mention it. ;)